hearing teachers swear keeps me young
(via laugh-til-ya-fart)
hey girl you wanna *shoots off nerf gun* bang
(via coolvibesdude)
imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
- Greed: I want shit
- Envy: I want your shit
- Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
- Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
- Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
- Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
- Pride: I am the shit
no but what is the weather in beacon hills bc everyone else is in tee shirts and then there’s isaac in like four sweaters a stylish jacket and a cravat
weather forecast: low seventies, with an eighty-nine percent chance of isaac being fucking fab
(via team-winchester)
if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you
(via theavengerstookthetardis)
